by Darren Heideman
[A Rod Serling lookalike steps out and looks to the audience.]
Rod Serling Lookalike: Halloween, a time of witches, vampires, pirates, and ghouls. I can bore you with a sappy intro, but what do you say we just jump right in?
[Everything pans to show a large building, where the Johnson family is hosting a Halloween party. Several party-goers enter. We then see Candace in her costume from "That's the Spirit", Jeremy dressed as a lumberjack, and Coltrane dressed as a pumpkin.]
[As Coltrane steps off to speak to the drummer of their band, Jeremy and Candace walk over to talk to other guests.]
Jeremy: Hey, having a good time?
[A party-goer at the snack table nods.]
Party-goer: I'll say. This is some primo guacamole. Your parents make it or buy it?
[Jack and Mrs. Johnson, dressed as a blond version of Sonny and Cher, then walk by.]
Jack: Bought. There was a really great deal at the army surplus store on the outskirts of town.
[Several party-goers gag in disgus